Planet Schmanet, Janet Frank-N-Furter:How could you! Dr.Scott:This way! This way! Riff Raff:Shut up! F-N-F: I'll tell you once I won't tell you twice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss I've laid the seed, it should be all you need You're as sensual as a pencil Wound up like an 'E' or first string When we made it, did you hear a bell ring? You got a block, well take my advice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss The Transducer will seduce ya Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet! Dr.S: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels! Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot! F-N-F: You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools! J: Oh, we're trapped! F-N-F: It's something you'll get used to A mental mind-fuck can be nice Dr.S: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device Brad: You mean Dr.S: Yes, Brad It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself J: You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet? F-N-F: Planet, schmanet, Janet! You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss You'd better wise up Build your thighs up You'd better wise up Criminologist: And then she cried out J: Stop! F-N-F Don't get hot and flustered Use a bit of mustard B: You're a hot dog But you'd better not... ...try to hurt her Frank Furter Dr.St: You're a hot dog But you'd better not... ...try to hurt her Frank Furter J: You're a hot dog